The Sauce Of The Nile
Written & Directed by Matthew Horton
Brook Hall, Brox Road, Ottershaw.
27th/28th Feb and 6th/7th March, 2009
Doors open 7pm.
Ottershaw Players Box Office: 01932 702091
Ticket price includes a fish & chip supper.
Bring your own booze & glasses!
WARNING: THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT HUMOUR AND CONTENT – NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!
Professor Gaylord Shitlingthorpe has discovered an ancient Egyptian statue that it is hoped will save the failing Ottershaw Museum of Antiquities but which, in the wrong hands, could be used to rule the world. It belonged to an ancient Pharaoh who was responsible for completing the back end of the Sphinx. The evil curator of the museum, Dr Fanny Burn, decides that she wants to steal the statue and take over the world. During the great unveiling of the statue the statue is stolen and is taken to Egypt. In order to save the world a new expedition led by a great hero (Count Roger de Wankendorf) must be convened to go to Egypt, retrieve the statue and save the world. All the usual single-entendres, rude songs and sheer filth that make the Ottershaw Players’ Farrago such a hilarious, memorable and sickening night out!
|Professor Gaylord Shitlingthorpe||George Grafton|
|Lady Isadora Humptulips||Alison Byers|
|Count Roger de Wankendorf||Phil Pile|
|Miss Amelia Dyke||Julia Stevens|
|Dr Woody Knoblick||Bob Day|
|Miss Georgia Cumming||Laura Matthews|
|Antonio Arsoli||Paul Bungard|
|Carlos Craponne||Peter Moore|
|Dr Fanny Burn||Tina Knight|
|Vic Bumbang||Matthew Horton|
|Labia Felch||Amanda Keating|
|King Smut||Jean Matthews|
|Turdo the Magnificent||David Dunlop|
|Brown Willy||Matthew Horton|
|Pussy Tittybong||Jean Matthews|
|Musical Director||Lance Jones|
|Stage Manager||Claire White-Aldworth|
|Set Design||Jim Gallimore|
|Set Build||David Moore & Alan Wakefield|
|Sound & Lights||Phil Pile, Bob Day & Clare Groome|
|Box Office / Front of House Manager / Box Office||Chris Moore|