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The Riddle Of The Sphincter

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The Sauce Of The Nile

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Written & Directed by Matthew Horton

Brook Hall, Brox Road, Ottershaw.
27th/28th Feb and 6th/7th March, 2009
Doors open 7pm.
Supper 7.45pm.

Tickets: £13
Ottershaw Players Box Office: 01932 702091
Email: boxoffice@ottershawplayers.co.uk

Ticket price includes a fish & chip supper.
Bring your own booze & glasses!

WARNING: THIS SHOW CONTAINS ADULT HUMOUR AND CONTENT – NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!

Synopsis

Professor Gaylord Shitlingthorpe has discovered an ancient Egyptian statue that it is hoped will save the failing Ottershaw Museum of Antiquities but which, in the wrong hands, could be used to rule the world. It belonged to an ancient Pharaoh who was responsible for completing the back end of the Sphinx. The evil curator of the museum, Dr Fanny Burn, decides that she wants to steal the statue and take over the world.  During the great unveiling of the statue the statue is stolen and is taken to Egypt. In order to save the world a new expedition led by a great hero (Count Roger de Wankendorf) must be convened to go to Egypt, retrieve the statue and save the world.  All the usual single-entendres, rude songs and sheer filth that make the Ottershaw Players’ Farrago such a hilarious, memorable and sickening night out!

Cast

Professor Gaylord Shitlingthorpe George Grafton
Lady Isadora Humptulips Alison Byers
Count Roger de Wankendorf Phil Pile
Miss Amelia Dyke Julia Stevens
Dr Woody Knoblick Bob Day
Miss Georgia Cumming Laura Matthews
Antonio Arsoli Paul Bungard
Carlos Craponne Peter Moore
Dr Fanny Burn Tina Knight
Vic Bumbang Matthew Horton
Labia Felch Amanda Keating
King Smut Jean Matthews
Turdo the Magnificent David Dunlop
Brown Willy Matthew Horton
Pussy Tittybong Jean Matthews
Musical Director Lance Jones

Crew

Director Matthew Horton
Stage Manager Claire White-Aldworth
ASM David Dunlop
Set Design Jim Gallimore
Set Build David Moore & Alan Wakefield
Sound & Lights Phil Pile, Bob Day & Clare Groome
Wardrobe Chris Moore
Props Claire White-Aldworth
Box Office / Front of House Manager / Box Office Chris Moore
FOH Assistants  

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