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Are You Being Served?


Written by Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft

Directed by Matthew Horton

Rhoda McGaw Theatre, Woking.
11th to 14th December 2013, at 7.45pm

Tickets: £ 12  (£10 concessions)
Ottershaw Players Box Office: 01932 841363

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Double entendres are non-stop as the well-loved staff of Grace Brothers department store prepare first for a sale of German goods and then depart en masse for a staff holiday at a one-star hotel in sunny Spain.
Will the tropical heat, Spanish crumpet, giant woof’n'poofs and randy revolutionaries prove too much for our happy band? Not if a nun’s habit, bowler hat and Union Jack knickers have anything to do with it!


Mr Mash Andrew Midson
Mr Rumbold Bob Day
Miss Brahms Nicky Breslin
Mr Lucas Bill Jackson
Mr Grainger Kevin Doyle
Captain Peacock George Grafton
Mrs Slocombe Kay Doyle
Mr Humphries Mark Holton
Nurse Jean Matthews
Lady Customer Julia Stevens
Male Customer Chris Butterfield
Mr Grace Matthew Horton
Don Bernado Andrew Midson
Conchita Julia Stevens
Cesar Chris Butterfield
Taeresa Jean Matthews


Director Matthew Horton
Stage Manager Jean Matthews
Assistant Stage Manager Chris Goreham
Production Set Design & Build Matthew Horton, Chris Goreham, The Players
Costume Pam Goreham
Lighting Nigel Tyler
Sound Merlyn White-Aldworth
Props Jean Matthews, Leanne Dempsey
Front of House Manager TBC
Box Office Brenda Midwinter
Publicity Design Row and Andrew Midson


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