Written by Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft
Directed by Matthew Horton
Rhoda McGaw Theatre, Woking.
11th to 14th December 2013, at 7.45pm
Tickets: £ 12 (£10 concessions)
Ottershaw Players Box Office: 01932 841363
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Double entendres are non-stop as the well-loved staff of Grace Brothers department store prepare first for a sale of German goods and then depart en masse for a staff holiday at a one-star hotel in sunny Spain.
Will the tropical heat, Spanish crumpet, giant woof’n'poofs and randy revolutionaries prove too much for our happy band? Not if a nun’s habit, bowler hat and Union Jack knickers have anything to do with it!
|Mr Mash||Andrew Midson|
|Mr Rumbold||Bob Day|
|Miss Brahms||Nicky Breslin|
|Mr Lucas||Bill Jackson|
|Mr Grainger||Kevin Doyle|
|Captain Peacock||George Grafton|
|Mrs Slocombe||Kay Doyle|
|Mr Humphries||Mark Holton|
|Lady Customer||Julia Stevens|
|Male Customer||Chris Butterfield|
|Mr Grace||Matthew Horton|
|Don Bernado||Andrew Midson|
|Stage Manager||Jean Matthews|
|Assistant Stage Manager||Chris Goreham|
|Production Set Design & Build||Matthew Horton, Chris Goreham, The Players|
|Props||Jean Matthews, Leanne Dempsey|
|Front of House Manager||TBC|
|Box Office||Brenda Midwinter|
|Publicity Design||Row and Andrew Midson|